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Though I’m sure it’s been blogged a zillion times before, but here’s my contribution. Play Katamari Damacy in 2D. For those who haven’t played Katamari Damacy on PS2, rest assured it is the funnest game I’ve ever played. I’m not even a hard core gamer and it makes me want to run out and buy a PS2 for the game alone.

My dating days are over, thank fuck. Not like I was ever a big dater, mind you. If I were I would have declared abstinence long ago because really, while love is grand and all that, getting there can be a bitch.

I’m also a stand-up gentleman and more fun than a spacesuit full of eels. Good thing I’m not too much of an jerk because someone would call my punk ass out like they do on the Don’t Date Him Girl website.

Just to make sure I did a search for me just in case a spurned lover from the past still had a hate on. Thankfully, it came up blank. Too bad I can’t say the same for Halle Berry’s ex. He’s totally fucked.

BONUS: This website does absolutely nothing to promote Veganism. In fact, any dalliance with it has been curtailed by viewing the images. If you don’t believe me, get out your carrots and get a load of THIS (Not safe for work or lunch). PA! RA! RA! Thankfully, another site does a much better job and actually gives vegetarians a good name.

Attention comic nerds: read this weblog about Jack Kirby.

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Watch an entire episode of Japanese Spider-Man here.

Not surprisingly, Japanese Spider-Man has a giant transforming robot and is a master of the martial arts. I didn’t see so much web-slinging as I did ass kicking. Still despite the differences, he still beats the pants off of both Turkish Spider-Man and Indian Spider-Man.

Fuck! It was bad enough going to school for four years with people who thought they were one, but now there’s actually a reality show about artstars. Give me another season of Superstar USA any day.

The New York Times has a good write-up on the show. I don’t exactly set the bar high with these posts so damn near anything is better.

Rather, look what I can’t do. I wasn’t able to update this website for the past four days or so. I’m sure I had good reasons but whatever they were I’m sure will turn up on the over 170 silly photos that were taken last night after a spontaneous games night. All I know is that apparently the way that I hold a strawberry in my mouth was described as “slutty”. I thought I was better than that.

Having absolutely nothing to do with being or acting slutty, this is a website from which I’ve studied for hours in order to perfect my dancing technique.

Thanks to Mason for turning me on to The IT Crowd. If you are reading this from Britain, then you’re lucky enough to be able to watch it online for free. The rest of the world will have to obtain it via other means.

The show is great as it caters to the nerd in me and is made by the same people that did Father Ted – a show I’ve honestly yet to see despite the praises by several of my friends.

Obviously, weapons in school is a big concern of parents. It’s also big business for the sellers of metal detectors who demonstrate the ridiculous arsenal that can be carried under a pair of baggy skater pants and shirts. Where’s the bazooka hidden?

Also, I have four three more Valentines cards left. If you want one let me know. Now. They’re going in the mail this week.

A list of the top 10 sexiest female robots. Were I to actually post original content here rather than just comment on it, I would have a difficult time even tackling this list for the simple reason that all female robots are inherently sexy. I mean, how can you choose? One notable exception was Maria from Fritz Lang’s Metropolis.

Everyone knows the old adage,”Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear.” It seems to make sense, however given last night, I thought that I’d make a more personal revision. “Beer before whiskey sour before bottle of wine before five gin & tonics, wake up the next with a hangover and drag your drunk ass over to the couch to watch The Watchers on the Space Channel starring Corey Haim.