Flashcube

Hello from the past again. Here’s a fun game based on the documentary “March of
the Penguins”. I actually saw this movie early this years based on the recommendation of my grandmother. I’ll have to say that it didn’t suck. I’ll be the first to bitch when I miss dinner but those motherfuckers don’t eat for several months all while sitting on an egg. Damn!!

The game is quite fun. Move your penguin around with the cursor while avoiding other penguins and getting fish.

Coming from the where the fuck are they now department is a link to the Goonies 20 years later. Some we know, some we don’t, some (Corey Feldman) we simply don’t give a flying fuck about. On a side note the other Corey, Corey Haim has been looking pretty rough lately. But enough with that, here’s the link.

Here’s an disturbing (in the sense of its detail) if not long-winded essay in the defense of Aquaman. Yes Aquaman, our favourite underwater superhero (besides The Sub-Mariner or course). It’s an interesting read and sure had me convinced and had it come from any other website besides Retrocrush I probably would have never read it.

If you’re in Vancouver when I am be sure to check out the following art exhibition. Not only is Wil a stand-up gentleman, he’s a good painter.

Wil Murray
Pink Pink Chancre
Painting Exhibition
November 18th – December 16th
NEW at USED Gallery
831 Granville Street Vancouver, BC

Opening Reception/Vernissage Friday November 18th, 8pm

Readers of Flashcube.org
Just because I’ll gone for the next five days or so doesn’t mean that this site won’t get updated in my absence. Through the power of postdated entries and WordPress there should be something appearing in the interem.

Say-So.org I guess is some sort of way to vent or speak your mind and ask for advice on a variety of different things. I seems like a good idea at first until you realize there are much better places to find specialized information. Sure anonymous advice is nice but I’m sure I could do a much better job.

So I am. Starting today I will be starting an advice collumn. Those who need guidance in the areas of life. love, etc. I can’t say that my advice will be sound but it sure as fuck be entertaining. For the time being, any questions can be asked through the comments of this post until I get a more permanent system in place. If you wish to remain anonymous I’ll tell you the trick; don’t use your real name and email. I might not be able to get to it right away but I’ll save the responses for when I get back from my Vancouver trip. I’m listening.

Fun yet simple flash game. Keep your cursor within the center on the circle.

I’m all for expressing creativity but this is just ridiculous. An erotic colouring book?! It’s a good thing colouring between the lines only involves one hand because I’m getting a bit tingly.

Whoops!!! Wait!!! There it goes. Damn!!! Nothing spoils the rousing of my beast than the final coloured product being vaguely hippy-ish and even reminiscent of a Santana album cover. Oh well. Better luck next time.

WFMU is hosting a two-part documentary on the history of electronic music. I can’t speak for how good it is as I haven’t actually watched it but I’m sure that the eggheads and knob-twiddlers will enjoy it.

It takes a few things for me to join up to MySpace. You need a few bottles of wine, a spin through of the new Madonna album, a few hours or so playing some game where you roll around a giant ball of garbage, and the herd-like mentality to join whatever the fuck everyone else is. Not only that but if you really want to get me then use the ultra-persuasive argument, “Come on, man. We’re all doing it.” and watch me crumble. Why fuck with the status quo?

Ultimately it’s just a medium to reconfirm the friendships of people I’ve already met. I don’t like new people. They have an agenda or an angle I’m not privy to. I cast a skeptical eye in they’re direction. Until of course they buy me a drink in which case they get the key to friendship city.

Where am I on MySpace? I’ll leave that to you. Do a search for flashcube.org or something. That’s a good place to start. And while you’re there say hi to all the other folks who’ve whiled the hours eking out their space on MySpace.

Also, my “Where are you?” map seems to have stalled at 22 people. So my next question is why? I do keep an eye on these things if for no other reason than I have too much time. Don’t make me call your ass out.

UPDATE Attention MySpacers, you better comb your hair because somebody’s watching.

I may be trying to start a band but there’s one thing for certain. I don’t need another guitarist and especially this guy.