Flashcube

I spent a good part of the afternoon helping my niece with her website. Actually every time I bring this fact up she claims it’s not actually her website but that of her pet rabbit. Fine. I’ll give her that. The website features the rabbit’s biography, favourite activities, music, and likes & dislikes. I was surprised to even find a picture of me on the “pictures” section of the site. I applaud her on the effort in putting the whole thing together as I tend to underestimate how computer savvy 12 year olds are these days.

Here’s one of the more fascinating things I’ve found on the internet this evening. A website composed entirely of images of celebrities playing table tennis. It’s quit thorough. Disturbingly so.

Geek Fantasies offers the best in well… you know. If watching a lady in a bikini rolling the 12-sided dice is your thing then you’ve reached your destination.

Leave it to Mason to send me these two links featuring two stories of rabid, right-wing political pundit Ann Coulter getting her ass “taken care of” by a liberal. It’s actually quite funny and even moreso if you catch the political jokes. Here’s an exerpt:

‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head–but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.

Solid gold.

Don’t just steal a car, steal a fucking Bait Car and really see yourself in the spotlight. Okay, maybe jail. But at least you’ll end up in a fantastic video.