Archive for April, 2005|Monthly archive page
Comic Book Ads
Okay, I admit it. I’ve been a bit delinquent the past few weeks when’s it’s come to updating this site. I mean my previous pace of a post a day has been narrowed down to a couple of posts every couple of days. But I’ve got a very good reason which is no one’s damn business.
Bitching aside here’s a link to scans of comic books ads. Sea Monkeys, Charles Atlas, Giant fucking ball. It’s all there.
Doo-Doo-Doodle

Box Doodle will amuse you for a minute or two. It did me as all I came up with was the crappy thing to the right.
Hi Fi Erotic
Dear god! While I’m not a huge fan of vintage hi-fi equipment, I know more than my share of audio nerds. So when I tell them about these series of photographs featuring a semi-dressed model posing with reel-to-reel machines and tape, mixers, and receivers they’re going to blow a fuse (ha ha).
Home Of The Brave
America gets a lot of flack about a lot of things but generally I have no problem with the country. The people are friendly. There’s lots to do. The beer is plentiful, cheap, and readily available. What’s not to like? Oh shit! I forgot about this.
Bling It On!
The only thing separating Bling It On from The Bedazzler is context. Bling It On caters to the (sub)urban hip hop lovin’ throngs whereas The Bedazzler is a continual favourite of rhinestone cowboys. Me? I’m kind of torn between the two. On one hand, I like hip hop but on the other hand I live in the fucking cowboy capital of Canada. I don’t know. Maybe it’s not a good idea to Bedazzle a pair of Sean Jean blue jeans.
Postal
Post Secret is a interesting weblog. I’m sorry, perhaps I should have used the word whiny. Why is it that whenever there’s secrets to be told it just ends to be a podium for inadequacies. Boo fucking hoo! Now a real secret would be something like “I have a completely healthy self-image” or “Most days I feel generally happy”. Now there’s a secret!
Impressive
Here’s a series of short clips featuring what not to do to impress a date. The worst part is that it read like a fucking checklist because as I watched each film I kept thinking to myself, “Done that. Done that. Done that.” I honestly thought ladies liked that kind of behavior. Who knew?
Adult Engrish
Adult Engrish has a fantastic collection or poorly-translated porn covers. Given their nature, needless to say this isn’t a link you should be clicking as your boss is hovering over your shoulder. It is entertaining though. I mean how could you not laugh at a porn movie titled “This Is The Fuck”.
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