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I would argue that the Museum of Bad Art is not inclusive enough but if you’re wanting to see some works that are truly cringe-worthy then look no further.

Everyone’s heard of Girls Gone Wild; the wildly popular set of videos featuring drunken college girls doing ultimately regrettable things. Even more recent is the reciprocal Guys Gone Wild proving still that drunken stupidity is not confined to a single gender. Finally of course comes Gimps Gone Wild. Yes, you heard me correctly. Now far be it for me to be judgmental but this is really kind of fucked up. I can be sensitive to the plight of the disabled as long as they keep their fucking shirt on. If they take it off then I can’t be held accountable for anything I say.

It’s good to see another Eric who is doing something as compelling I am in their free time.

Not just in the line-up as your buying groceries, The Weekly World News has a website.
This weeks headlines; Kim Jong Il Turns Cannibal and The Joy of Geriatric Sex. You can’t go wrong there.

I took the Are You A Good Kisser online quiz and came out with a 74 which is of course total bullshit because I like kissing like a dog likes steak. My score of 74 labeled me a “Casanova in the making”. I take offense in that. What, do I need lessons or something? On second thought that would make an interesting preamble to locking lips.

Lady: Pardon me sir, why are you so distraught?
Eric: Well to be honest I scored poorly on an online Kissing questionaire.
Lady: I wouldn’t take credence in such things.
Eric: The numbers didn’t lie. I got 74. I just know I’m better.
Lady: Oh you poor dear.

Don’t say I didn’t fucking warn you about this.

Draw your own conclusions on this one. Either incredibly fantastic or proof that the evolutionary link between man and apes is a lot closer than we realize. This isn’t the Jetsons future I imagined 2004 to be.

That’s it. I’m done with the internet. I can’t take it anymore. This site was the catalyst for it all. The Star Trek VS. Star Wars Technological Assessment. Here’s a passage from the Phasers vs. Lightsabre article:

Thus, the only clear example of energy absorption we’ve seen in Star Wars is when Yoda absorbed Dooku’s “Force lightning” in Attack of the Clones. However, suggesting that Force-users can absorb any energy because they can absorb Force energy is absurd.

2. There is no evidence of a wide-beam kill setting.

On the contrary:

1. “Frame of Mind”[TNG6] … Riker sets his phaser to maximum (setting 16), on a wide field, and comments that it should destroy half the building. (Yes, this was while Riker was mind-tripping, but Troi makes it clear that his mind was latching on to real-life elements to keep him sane during the neuro-somatic procedure. In short, there is no reason to assume that Riker’s understanding of phasers was affected.)

Why? Why do you have to ruin everything for me? That being said I did understand the quoted passage but just really care for it. I’ve seen the movies. I’ve seen the TV shows. I am not an Ewok or a Romulan nor do I care to speak Klingon. I just like being entertained. That’s all. It’s fiction. Get over it.