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Google has been very quiet about its social networking website called Orkut. It’s similar to Friendster in a lot of respects but differs on a number of key points. First, the site works and is responsive. Secondly, it’s invite-only. Mason was kind enough to invite me this morning and now I’ll extend the invite to you if you let me know who you are. Drop me an email. I’ll sort you out.

Dear god why! Click at your own peril to watch this medical video of a no-scalpel vasectomy. Me being such a fucking pussy couldn’t get past the first five seconds before even the anesthetic was applied. I saw the big needle and said, “Fuck That!”

Fuck That!

Take one of the highly-praised scenes in cinematic history and have your way with it using this website to take some of the clips from the shower scene and splice them together any which way you choose.

Have you ever wanted to know how to make a trucker hat out of garbage? Here’s how.

The results of the Vice poll were the most interesting by far. I was completely caught off guard by the fact that “Combination…..” was by far the clear winner. What does this mean? It could possibly mean that each of the other answers sequentially lead to each other or that those who voted are total perverts which I find funny seeing as I was the one person who voted “sex”. And not because the other choices were any better or worse but rather because noone had voted for it yet. Anyways, here are the results. Comment below.

Ten By Ten, an art, design, and visual culture magazine features an interesting article called Ideas For Actions. This article explores different activities that fit within its nice little artistic context and tries to justify them by associating them with Situationist International. As an art school survivor, I know bullshit when I see it and wish that the author wouldn’t hide behind such artistic pretense and call it for what it really is “Dumb stuff that’s fun to do”. Once the stain of art wank has been washed away the article is an easier and much more fun read.

Don’t even try it, asshole!

I don’t own a pair of sandals nor do I plan on buying any in the near future. Not because I don’t think they can’t be fabulous if worn correctly but rather because I have finger-toes. Finger-toes are what someone once (I honestly can’t recall who) called my toes them as they are long, bony, and prehensile. They are quite ugly as well so that’s why I like to keep them under wraps. However, despite their ugliness, I would feel compelled to take off my socks were I to wear sandals as that’s simply in the poorest possible taste, completely inexcusable, and something akin to hippies and mountain folk. No, no, no! Don’t fucking do it!

Damn Hippies!

Ghetto, Fabulous, or Ghetto Fabulous. The decision is yours to make.
This image is not me. I’m far uglier.

More often than not you’ll hear a lot of different euphemisms for male masturbation from the standard, “choking the chicken” to the more obscure “wrestling the cyclops”. However, euphemisms for female masturbation are few and far between. Well to my knowledge at least. With that, here’s a splendid page listing in alphabetical order most known female masturbation euphemisms. If there are any lacking from this list, please mention them in the comments.

So wrong.

Girls Guitar Club is a short film written and performed by Mary Lynn Rajskub and Karen Kilgariff. Very nice, very sweet, very funny.