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Once again proving that I am a person with entirely too much free time on his hands is a story about a newborn that makes my birth weight look decidedly small in comparison. Kudos to the lady gave birth to it.

Esquire magazine is running a story on brutally honest personals. It’s actually quite a good deal. You submit your brutally honest personal to them, if they run it in the magazine or website, you get an Esquire email address. Here’s an example from the website.

Buried under a mountain of credit-card bills and debt from spending like Paris Hilton on a bender, I live in the lousy part of Jersey City with three dogs and two rats, named Ratso Rizzo and Albino Andy. My dogs misbehave and are small toy poodles—the kiss of death for any man. I am a runner and an actress, but I am forced to do bad interactive murder mysteries that I refer to as “leading parts in off-Broadway plays.” Even though I run marathons, I still can’t lose those few pounds. But I can probably kick someone to death with my legs of steel.

The infinite cat project is a website that tries to create a chain of images of cats looking at a monitor which bears the image of the last image in the sequence. I know it’s difficult to get any cat to cooperate for anything but still they’ve just passed the 100th image in the chain. Add your cat to the chain.

Everybody likes cats.

Surprisingly not mine. Check it out.

Enjoy graffitti without the vandalism. Mark up imaginary walls with your favourite saying and images. Fun. Fun. Fun.

About a week and a half ago I posted a contest in which those who entered would visit the Mr. Picasso Head website and create an image for me to judge. The winner of which would get a mix CD. I liked all the entries and am glad that you took the time to send them to me. But there can only be one winner. They all though warrant discussion.
Most Scattered: DSD Excellent use of colour and shape. Abstract, yet concrete. Nice.
Most Mysterious: Anonymous Like an austere Hitchcock.
Most Childlike: Graeme Pastel blue and yellow. Together at last.
Most Solemn: Mason Where does he come from? Why is he singing “The Reflex”?
Most Heartbreaking: Nikki 19 year old boys watch out!
Most Mischievous: Susy & Sasha Will just as soon kick your ass as pinch it.
Most Sassy: Lex Like watching Fashion TV circa 1988 and not giving a fuck.
Most Artistic: Timmy Tapeworm So well executed I thought it was fake.
Most Accurate: Xelif Despite the abstract nature a surprisingly accurate portrait.

The Winner is: LEX!
All of the entries were great. Most of them were fabulous and I thank you for entering. However, Lex did something that all those who entered did not. Lex had the audacity to ask if I could rig the contest in her favour. Now before your get all riled up, take note that never have I said that these contests were fair or unbiased. Also ask yourself why you’ve never asked me to rig it for you. That’s the real shame. The truth however is they’re all rigged and always have been. I’ve just never advertised the fact. So remember when next I post a contest, that I’ve always been selling out, but no one’s ever been buying.

If you have problems, I mean, embarrassing problems then this place will certainly help you to deal with them. Things I’ve never even heard of let alone would want to get can be solved here. Except for Herpes. In which case you’re totally fucked.

This Wednesday evening I will playing a game of soccer at the victoria park field in Vancouver at 7pm. If you’ve ever wanted to see me sweaty, panting and absolutely disgusting now is your opportunity. But don’t just watch, participate! Bring your cleats if you’ve any and proper athletic attire (tank top, tennis skirt, hair scrunchie). To give credit where it is due, I am not the organizer of this event. Rather it is gentleman named Duncan.

The results of my sex poll are in. Discuss below, you filthy beasts.

It’s Morphin’ Time. Taking Power Rangers and adding a Christian slant. Here’s an excerpt from an upcoming adventure:

There is a Cult leader named Davis.  With his Merger Crystal he can merge his followers with objects and turn them into Merger Creatures.  Five Christians uncover a hidden cavern beneath their church and find the five Watches.  They transform into the Power Rangers and defeat Davis’s Merger Creatures by Unmerging them, then explain what Jesus did for them.  (Each Ranger outfit has a Cross on it)

We’re I not completely tired because of this weekend I would be inclined to write more. Until I regain my strength though, here’s a picture of Oolong.