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My Secret Life by Walter is an astounding 11 volume set of books detailing one mans sexual escapades throughout the course of his life. Of course the name Walter is a pseudonym because writing this kind of stuff back in the late 1800′s could get you flogged. As such, the book was banned for several decades and eventually fell into the public domain so that we can now all enjoy it today. WARNING!!!!! Just because this was written well over a century ago doesn’t mean that it isn’t dirty. It is. Even I was shocked. It is extremely explicit and doesn’t spare any details. It is an 11 volume sex diary after all. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Ian MacKaye from Fugazi and Minor Threat fame shows us the importance of vowels.

The Ship of Fools website recently ran a contest to come up with an eleventh commandment. I looked at the winning entries and was frankly disappointed. I know that flashcube.org readers can do far better than that as they are smart, talented, and attractive. Don’t let me down. Leave your eleventh commandment in the comments.

This Christian website written by women encourages other young women to shake off the troublesome thoughts are free will and self-governance and to engage in a life of indentured servitude in the name of Jesus. Such wonderful articles include “Be a servant” and “What Is Wrong With Dating?” Here’s an excerpt from “My experience with the dating game“

Dating will cause: B.F.S. (Bad Focusing Syndrome)

WARNING!! : The side effects from playing the dating game are serious! The mind will become blurry and unfocused on Christ. Much desire for the things that should be the most important in your life (for example: pleasing God and parents, and focusing on learning to become a godly wife and mother) are apt to fade out, leaving your mind focused on the things that should be the least important at the moment: Boys! Results: broken hearts, strained relationships, and deep scars…

Oh dear, why?

The movie Tron was both innovative and entertaining when it first came out over 20 years ago. As a consequence a very loyal fan base has built up around the film. However, there’s being a fan of the film and then being this. My advice: don’t.

Are you looking for a goat? Are you? If you are here’s your one-stop shop for goats and goat-related products.

They rule. They really do.

Interesting link about the 1950′s and the things we take for granted having not grown up during that time period that, yes, my own mother sent me this morning. God bless her. Just watch out for the animated GIFs. You’ll go blind if you aren’t careful.

If I were to ever grow a mustache I would instantly become my father. Now If I were to grow a handlebar mustache I’d be in for a world of hurt. Not only would I be the scorn of all my friends and enemies I’d be able to join this exclusive club. It’s a toss up.

If you logged as many hours as I did playing Nintendo growing up then many of the theme songs are very familiar with you. I found this website with a musician who plays several of the songs on solo piano. Surprisingly they translate extremely well to it. There are several MP3′s on the site so you can listen to samples. My favourites is probably Super Mario Brothers 3 Cloud Theme which oddly sounds like a Vince Guaraldi song. Who’d of thought it.

What the fuck?!