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I’ve always found it difficult to make a spiritual pilgrimage as I’ve never really grown up adhering to one belief or another. What a relief, what a shear delight it was that I found this the other day. Finally something close to my heart, my soul, and my mouth.. I exalt thee, vodka. I exalt thee, gin. I exalt thee, vermouth.

Can you feel the power of The Lord? It moves through her.

Apparently so to this outspoken gentleman.

What your favourite celebrities looked like when sticking their tongues out.

I was sitting here struggling with what to post this afternoon when something appeared in the comments of a post that I had done a few days earlier. Apparently Mr. Shaun Ruhland is not a fan of cloning. He does his best to present a convincing argument. Check out these important points he makes

• cloning is dumb i think you guys are wasting your time doing worthless things. quit your job and get a real one loser!
• i think you guys is losers get a real job my job is more worthwile im a couch potato you guys is gay losers fuckers go to hell and GET A JOB FUCKOFFS!!!
• FUCKERS
• FUck offs go to hell
• your damn rite im not a fan of cloning fucker go to fucking hell if you have a coment about cloning email me at s_ruhland08@hotmail.com MOTHER FUCKER GOT A PROBLEM ABOUT IT ILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKING HOMO
  fuckers go to hell mother fuckers

• cloning fucking sucks email 10 reasons why cloning is worth the time and money fucker fucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fuckerfucker fucker fucker fucker
• youre really pissing me off ass hole and you must be retarted because i said to give me 10 reasons not 1 retard you are a stupid mother fucking dick swallowing cocksucking donkey raping shit face

I don’t know about you but he sure has convinced me. And to think that I was sitting on the fence about this very important issue. If you wish to have further discussion about this issue. Feel free to post something in the comments of this posting or email Shaun. He’s very open to different viewpoints.

If sex ain’t your thing then there is a dating service for you.

Various objects being destroyed in ultra-slow speed a la The Matrix.

Kind of like this but involving fruits, vegetables and firecrackers.

Subway system maps of various cities around the world compared on a one-to-one scale.

The Ashley Madison Agency has been ruining marriages since 2001 with their services.

The Ashley Madison Agency specializes in meeting the distinct needs of attached and married women wishing to meet single or attached men with a mutual desire to share novelty, excitement, romance and intrigue, and to provide these romance-seekers with a safe, discreet way to meet each other.

I quite enjoy the vernacular they use — “novelty, excitement, romance and intrigue”. That sounds like adjectives used in the tagline of a Tom Cruise movie.

Replace the word “single” with “desperate”.

Commercial Closet is a website that features discussion about gay and lesbian themes in advertisement. Yes, yes, that’s all great and stuff but show me the funny commercials.

Tucker Max‘s claim to fame is how he screwed Miss Vermont. Unto itself, it doesn’t seem that interesting but he has more confidence, more arrogance, and bigger fucking balls than most people I know. Granted he’s a misogynistic asshole but he’s a great story teller so I guess that’s one redeeming factor. Miss Vermont sued for putting the sordid details of their relationship up on the web for all to see and eventually dropped the case.