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because I certainly thought it was me. I was wrong.

Here’s a great website for all you retro-futurists out there. I’d write a nice preamble, but honestly, I’m not in the mood for it right now. But at least it attempts to answer something I’ve always wondered if not fantasized about.

Childish yes, however the circumstances in the previous post warrant this.

It may be time to leave my place of employment. I enjoy the staff but I must move on to bigger, if not grander things. That being said, I am now in that position. and while I will be diligently looking for new employment over the next few days, sometimes one has to rely on the old standbys of friendship and nepotism to land a new job. Here’s where you come in: I will list the following attributes. Some of them job related and some of them because I like to hear how good I sound in print. I will also include my resume in PDF format at the bottom for your perusal.

• I am genuinely nice. Sometimes to a fault, but nice nonetheless.
• Quite creative. At least that’s what my BFA tells me.
• Very good with computers. This website is a testament to that.
• Snappy dress sense. I can be the “quirky office guy”.

If you know of any leads please email me and I’d be more than appreciative.

Surprisingly, my fifth year doing this damn thing. Training would have officially started today had I not forgotten to bring my shorts to the gym.

This explains so much.

Yes, you can do it! You can play a game in which you dress up your precious little puppy. I lost intersest quickly after level 2. I’m sure you will as well and when you do you should visit this site featuring a spring pageant featuring a man who has made costumes for his cats. Unsurprisingly, the cats don’t look impressed with the whole ordeal. Would you? Update: I found even more pictures of the cat. This time at halloween. Poor kitty.

“Scoots” is ready to claw the fuck out of the asshole who dressed him up as a goddamned ladybug.

Perform virtual knee surgery at this interactive website. I managed to replace a knee joint with no problems at all so the next time you need one done you know who to call.

I’m surprised that I haven’t posted this link yet as it is one of my favourite websites. Rock and Roll Confidential is a wonderful, wonderful site. Very funny and very catty – just the way I like it. One place to check out on the site is the daily douchebag where they make fun of cheesy band promo shots.

In the ongoing effort to promote safe and enjoyable sexual experiences amongst my readership, it is my pleasure to announce that Astroglide is providing free samples by phoning the telephone number on this webpage. US residents can click here. Don’t say I never do anything for you.