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I’ve flown on airplanes often, but really only Air Canada or Westjet so I don’t really know what food I’ve been missing on international flights. Well I can rest assured that I can now make travel plans based on the best meal thanks to airlinemeals.net

I won’t be flying on Xiamen Airlines soon

They just don’t make manifestoes like they used to. Sure the Italian Futurists were proto-fascist and blatantly misogynist, but they did know how to have a good time and to stir shit up. Featuring all your favorites like: The Founding Manifesto, The Art of Noises, and The Destruction of Syntax. Enjoy!

Who knew? I certainly didn’t. I thought the Grouse Grind was going to be a walk in the park not 2.9 kilometres of 45 degree climbing. I was sweaty, I thought I was going to die and I still hadn’t finished one-quarter of it. It’s not a workout like jogging at all. I can jog in my fucking sleep. This made my legs feel like they were going to fall off and humbled me beyond belief.

Don’t know why I did it. Something to do for kicks, I suppose. Maybe bragging rights. Then again it’s difficult to brag when 100,000 motherfuckers climb this son-of-a-bitch every year. The assholes run up it!

Will I do it again? Not in the near future. The best part is coming down on the gondola. Not only is it quicker, but you get to see far you climbed up and laugh at the chumps on their way up.

Imagine this….going on forever

The Central Minnesota Ghostbusters, that’s who. Featuring “real working devices” like their proton vac. Don’t worry about the price, they’re non-profit organization and completely confidential.

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No Pants Day 2003 is on Friday, May 2nd and l at least the weather will be nice. However, I the world is ready to see my pasty white legs. If you feel in the spirit, visit the official site for more info.